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Czechs Strike Back: Porn Revolution Begins!


30th August 2014 17:18:30, Leoš Karabáč

Do you remember John Candy's movies and his quotes about Swedish porn? He made Swedish porn famous but I think Czech porn deserves recognition as well.

 We are a very creative nation and in our history we had GREAT porn innovators. If the Russians hadn’t come to visit us in August 1968 (Russians like this month) and hadn’t crushed the Prague Spring, I think we would have made many porn movies in the 1970s golden era. There were a few girls who fled to West Germany and made their debut in Bavarian Sex Comedies (like Alena Penz) but pornography in Czechoslovakia did not exist in the 1970s-80s.

After the fall of communism, we very soon established local pornography business but in the global scale we were only a place for cheap foreign productions. We were the perfect supplier of girls for Dorcel and Woodman. It is a shame because in history we were real porn/sex innovators and here are some examples:

  • Venus of Vestonice - first sex toy - a figurine of woman who perfectly fits in one hand and the other hand is free for masturbation for the prehistoric man. It was probably the first sex toy in history. It is around 30,000 years old. Now, you can’t use it for mastubration because it is the most secured Czech national treasure.

 

  • Karel Hynek Mácha - first text pornographer - most famous Czech poem May is very sexual. He is the author of the very perverse “Secret Diary of K.H. Mácha”. It was a scandal in the first half of the 19th century.

 

  • Sigmund Freud - founder of psychoanalysis and researcher of human sexuality - Freud was born in the Czech town of Pribor (btw. we have our headquarters there) and was a  grand pioneer of human sexuality. In the TV show Masters of Sex there are a lot of remarks about Freud. Doctor Masters and Virginia Johnson based their research on Freud.

 

  • Gustav Machatý and Ecstasy - first "erotic" movie with naked woman - famous US star Hedy Lamarr was in the beginning of 1930s only a local star. One Czech director came and made the first movie with a naked scene and bed scene. Hedy gained popularity by this movie. When you watch the movie today it is ridiculous but at that time it was a SCANDAL!

 

Well, and now its our turn. We do not have as much money as our competitors. But we are experts in making big things on the cheap. Every Euro that you give us, we can make 10x better stuff than our competitors. We have closer links to girls than every other producer and we can have many new girls. Blanka and her friends are only the tip of the iceberg. We can find for porn many Playboy playmates and models.

 There are a lot of possibilities. We think that till now only 1% of porn possibilities have been done. We have many ideas for porn and websites. We can make hundreds of sites like Kozodirky and still be cost savvy. We think porn cannot be expensive.

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